free psychic reading

Source : Yahoo AnswersQuestion : Psychic Reading?

I once got a free psychic reading from somebody who i dont feel is very credible any way my question is , Is my current girlfriend my karma? is she not my soulmate? I am completely in love with this girl she is my world and im being told that fate has more power than my heart so anybody who is a real psychic and no stupid answers please tell me the truth and if i can change anything

Answer by MSB
Fate does not have more power than your heart– and certainly not more than your head.

There is no fixed fate– your actions determine outcomes. Choose your course of action, change the outcome.

A lot of times, love is more infatuation than partnership. Notice, I didn’t say it isn’t real– feeling love is really not that difficult for human beings; finding a good match is.

Don’t worry about feelings as much as look at things rationally– do you treat each other with respect? Are you considerate of each other? Do you stimulate each other not only physically, but mentally? And maybe most important for a lasting relationship– do you have similar goals and plans for the future? Do you want to end up in the same place?

If you have all these things, then it doesn’t matter if the person is a soul mate or not– hold on to what you have. Soul mates are just people who knew each other/had a connection in a past life– you don’t have to marry your soul mate every incarnation, some incarnations your soul mate can be your best friend, a sibling, or you grandmother.

If you have a rocky relationship with things like disrespect, dishonesty, distrust, if it is turbulent and frustrating, don’t hold onto it because you think she might be your soul mate… get rid of baggage that weighs you down.

And remember– if you don’t take actions because you believe fate controls you, then you’re giving it permission to.

Answer by John Goat
There is no such thing as ‘psychic’ work out if she is the right girl for you by using your brain – if your friends and family know your girlfriend and can be trusted to give you good advice ask their opinion of your relationship too.

Answer by angel
you don’t have a girlfriend …… why are you asking this??

Source : Yahoo AnswersQuestion : A Psychic Reading for FREE?

Do YOU want one? Do you believe in them? Would you be willing to give me one? My name is Krystal. B-day 4/19/89. Do you see me dating anyone within October or November? Can you describe him?

I’m practicing. Just post your name and whatever problem you are having and what question you want answered. I can’t promise that it will be accurate as I am still new. Youll get your answer by Saturday or Sunday in email or in the additional details on here.

Um….This has to be said:
“for entertainment purposes only”
What happened to the first answer?! It was funny.
Tiktaail…just edit again and give your first name please :-]

Answer by Tiktaalik
I’ll refrain to answering your second question “do you believe in them (psychic readings).

No, i don’t….
And i am usually opposed to them, UNLESS they are free and have a disclaimer ‘for entertainment purposes only’.

You seem to do everything right in that respect, so (under those conditions) i support your right to believe/give them.

Kudo’s for that.

Edit, this answer is not the first answer she mentions 🙂
edit 2, looking at your face and guessing (edit 3 calculating 😉 your age, i do see you dating soon but that’s just based on probability.
(i hope you don’t live alone on a remote island or s’thing similar 🙂

Oops (edit 4): martin (24-09-’69)

Answer by EVIL GOD
god, and all these people keep following me?

Answer by Vicky I
Hi Krystal. I’ll try and do a psychic/tarot reading for ya.
Well first let me just say that you will meet Someone in about 4 weeks I’m gonna say the first week in Nov. I feel he is around 20 years old. I feel you meeting him w/ friends go to that party. he’s in School I don’t feel he is in any of your classes tho. I feel he is a grade a head of you.. he;s cute he’s taller then you but not real tall thin dark eyes med. color skin. kind/considerate. he’s going to take a liking for you as soon as he sees you. Now I also am picking up someone from your recent past he’s younger, hes kinda like a bad boy I’m not sure but I feel him contacting you again but he’s no good for you. Well take all this as a grain of salt nothing is written in stone. Good Luck to ya!

Source : Yahoo AnswersQuestion : What’s my psychic reading?

I was asked by someone to provide a photo of my eyes for a psychic reading, so here it is. Anyone else is free to offer their own psychic reading as well, just please post it here publicly as an answer.

Note: I’m not interested in generalities or anything vague. If all you can say is “You love animals”, “You like to speak your mind but something you’re unsure of yourself”, “You’re an analytical thinker but sometimes like to daydream”, etc., don’t bother. That’s not being psychic, that’s just general BS that applies to most people. Tell me something specific about me that’s unique and unlikely. There are a number of things in my life that you can mention, that is, if you are psychic.
Thanks Hislady for your reading. Another answerer asked for me not to respond right away, which I think is a good idea. Let’s see if anybody else had a reading.
Hey, TB, how’d you know I only have 1 leg?
Why no generalities? Because they are aren’t evidence of psychic abilities. Lobbing off general statements that >50% of the population would probably accept as true isn’t being psychic.
*** hislady reading ***
All in all, I’d rate this a big miss.
I’m pretty accepting of people. I don’t buy into mysticism, that’s all. I love cats and I currently have two I’ve adopted. I do have a dog, but brown & black are common colors. She’s a medium sized dog, happy and excitable. I am smart I think, but in high school I was a slacker, no AP. Everything about the woman is wrong, I’m happily married to a redhead and don’t have any gfs with long blonde hair in my past. No “B” names either. Had great parents and never had anyone I trusted betray me, so no trust issues. I never knew either of my grandfathers.

I almost feel bad for saying this, but perhaps it’s time for you to let go of your belief in your psychic abilities and spirit guides. It’s easy to give readings to believers who will look for any match at all and readily buy into the whole thing, but when you are giving a reading to someone who is objective, you’ll fail unless you actually have psychic abilities.
*** Thought Bandit reading ***

Sorry, but I actually do have both legs, I’m not in school anymore, and my name is not Jeremy but you did get the first initial right 🙂
*** De Laatste Stem Van Reden reading ***

I hope you’re wrong, it’s been working so far!
*** Night Creature reading ***
Okay, this is just weird. What’s with me hating cats anyway? That pic was taken in the airport after a long plane trip, which should explain the bloodshot eye.
*** White Rose reading ***
I was never in the military, I own my own home, no medical problems. I’ve been working steadily at the same company since I’ve been out of school. I don’t wonder about the afterlife, I just doubt it. I have no brothers. I don’t think your psychic powers are working!
*** ~~~333~~~ ***
I’m just pure evil when I’m online. I live in the US.
*** Abella Arthur reading ***
I’m sorry, but you only provided generalities that could be true of a majority of the population. If you are psychic, certainly you can see something beyond that.
*** faithless reading ***
You could probably tell I lean toward science and analytical thinking from my participation here. I have no interest in owning a business, I’m happy with my career. The thing about the parents is probably true of many people in general. I am happily married, and the bit about sex & romance is probably true of men in general.
hislady, don’t be irrational. Simply because you got it wrong doesn’t mean I didn’t “give you a shot”. I asked you for a reading, didn’t I? There you go, you had your opportunity, and you got it wrong. The only things you got right were a couple general things (i.e., having a dog that was brown or black) that simply had a decent probability of being right just by chance. Your attempts at being specific missed the mark by a mile. If you’re honest with yourself, you’ll remember this and you’ll give a lot of thought as to why your “powers” failed you.

Answer by ♥♥♥ Spontania ♥♥♥
psychics are fake.
they give vague readings to make you think they know you
don’t believe them.

Answer by Fi M
You are talking about ireolgy. Reading of the eyes. Trained people can see health issues you may have. Nothing psychic about it.

Answer by hislady
Thanks for the image! I’m actually surprised someone would give me a picture!

So… here’s what I got. Thanks for letting me read for you. 🙂


Hmmm… first thing I get is that you have walls up, big walls. I realize this is a generality, but it’s what I feel from you… you keep yourself separate from others, don’t let people in. People have to prove themselves to you. I also hear that you don’t think I can do it. Actually, what I specifically hear is, “she’ll never get it” but along with that I also feel a sense of hope.

You don’t like cats. That jumped out at me, actually. I heard, “I HATE cats, I hate them furrballs.” There was a cat who tormented you, very aloof, very particular. “Damn cat” I hear. But I see and feel a dog around you. A big one, black or brown. Hmm. I’m caught on this one. On the one hand I want to say he’s a very happy dog, and yet on another I want to say he’s more the protective, cranky type. He’s not a stupid dog by any means, very smart, very protective, a bit on the cranky side but generally happy. Maybe it’s that he’s always happy to see YOU. No, not asking, just trying to describe the feeling I’m getting. I find that frustratingly hard to do sometimes. There are frustratingly few words to describe such complex emotions.

And even though you said it, I do get that you are very smart, all the AP classes in high school.

Mmm, every time I look at your eyes I see a woman, I keep hearing that it’s someone you’re vulnerable with, but she feels far from you. I see her back turned to you, like she’s angry and/or upset with you? I just see her back to you, like she’s trying to ignore you, see a firm set of her brown, her arms crossed over her chest, feel a sense of sadness from her. Long blond hair. Feel from you a sense of…mm…aloofness. As if you’re trying not to care, to yourself and to her, wondering what to do. “All she wants is an apology, to know that you are indeed sorry for what she thinks you did.” I put that in quotes because it didn’t come from me, it came from one of my guides. The girl… I get a name that starts with a B. I’m bad with names. Sounds like Becca, Becky, Betty? Not fishing, just not hearing it right. Feel free to ignore this.

She’s one of the few people you’re vulnerable with. I just keep seeing and feeling your walls, seeing this rigid set of your shoulders, like it’s you against the world. And then I see this sensitive soul, this vulnerable little boy inside (that’s an insult, just a metaphor). You have a sensitive soul, a sensitive heart. I keep wanting to ask if something happened to you. I want to ask who hurt that little boy, who made him sorry he trusted. Mmm… like the nerd whose strengthened himself because he got tired of being picked on. I actually want to say a nerd whose become a bully, but I don’t mean to offend with that. It’s just the words I heard.

And now I hear, “she won’t do it. She’ll never get it.” You’re guarding yourself. But you want me to. You want me to get it. And I feel the need to tell you… if there’s something specific you want to ask, feel free. I’ll do my best to see it.

And I keep hearing something about a grandfather. You lost one you’re close to. That’s elusive, so I know you’ll disregard it, but it’s all I get.

Hmm… and now I hear, “Will she see me?”

All right. I’ll stop there.


Bummer. I had high hopes that you wouldn’t do that to me, that you would indeed actually give me a shot. Or hell act like you’re human. Turns out the good I see in you isn’t the face you show to the world. I was right you know, you really aren’t accepting of people or you wouldn’t have felt the need to insult me in the process. You could very easily have just stopped at telling me what I got wrong. People who are accepting of other peopel as you say you are don’t do that sort of thing.

But give up my beliefs because YOU say so? I don’t think so. I actually got stuff right… you just choose not to give me credit for them.

Answer by Deenie
I feel that you’ll feel better after you’ve had a good night of deep sleep. Stop all that astral traveling RIGHT NOW!! lol (I’m kidding) Nice eyes! (Gotta say I’m surprised! I thought they’d be “glaring eyes”)
hislady..DO ME… DO ME.. DO ME !!!!!!!!LOL (I already know me too well!)lol
Edit…You’re much younger than I thought you’d be.
Edit..Wish you’d tell us how hislady did!!

Answer by Thought Bandit
Don’t tell us yet, let other people have a crack at it.

My guess is your name is Jeremy, you go to university and you have only one leg.

But this is a great experiment 🙂
Lol at Haunting You 😀

Answer by dzevad b
glad to see your picture if it’s you you’re definitely not a pure evil as you say you are

Answer by De laatste stem van reden.
She does love you, but it won’t work.

Answer by night creature
ther blood shot your either on meds or your not geting sleep probably becuse of nightmare or demon keeping you up or just inner demons you have a deep coniance the anarcrchy symbol you dont work alone are your solo practinior i would say your not the fire element the rage more like the brains are the folower animals you hate becuse i would say cats are your main target why you see it as the cat of wiccans who shuned you it isnt psycic ability you live and travle with your group you dont like killing you want to be caught before it escelates you vetran who is in love with a nurse who rejected you

Answer by ~~333~~
Im not psychic at all…but i do see a kind soul behind that pure evil wall you claim to put up….

Do you live in Melbourne by any chance ????

Answer by nearly-there
Your eyes look scary to me! Is that the intention?

Answer by White Rose
Ok, heres my interpretation. I think you were in the service. Since coming home, you have been staying at your family home–there is a medical problem. It started about 7 to 8 months ago. You aren’t working and are very frustrated. You hope to be back to your old life. Your dad passed away and you are questioning if there is an afterlife and what is possible to connect to. You have one brother, but he lives a couple of hours away. Ok, my story hour is over. Good luck in life—stay optimistic—-life’s a roller coaster ride!

Answer by Abella Arthur
You are spontaneous, facts, and ideas oriented. You like other people’s ideas and tend to be more of a follower though you come off quite aggressively. You have so many hurts and people feel you are compassionate because of this but you are not really because you don’t have the emotional tools to deal with their issues (you have your own). In other words you will listen about other’s pain but with quiet disdain. You start out strong and then lose focus in the end. You are initially sure and then confused. You work hard, too hard. Time for a break or vacation from your mind.

In fact you are an analytical thinker that sometimes likes to daydream. Did someone tell you that? Because that is true for you. Do you really think that a person is one way or the other? That there is no grey…? Probably. 🙂

But that isn’t the case. Some people ARE confused, imbalanced, or balanced and therefore go both or all ways.

It appears you don’t like 50/50 answers. Because some people don’t love animals, for example.

What disturbs me more than anything is your demands of a response being “specific” yet you are not paying anyone a dime. I wonder what’s in it for hislady…

Also specifics don’t make for a great reading, it makes for great entertainment!!

You get to hear what you need to know and hear. Whatever anyone says has value so why devalue generalities? Do some of the work yourself and figure out how that general statement can apply to your situation.

Psychic stuff isn’t all about predictions either. In fact, predictions are often inaccurate and thankfully so. Make your own reality, go your own way — don’t let a psychic tell you which way to go. Decide for yourself.

And finally a question *helps* shape the answer. Psychic’s see/hear/feel/smell/taste images, symbols, colours, etc. and then INTERPRET it. That’s all we are doing. Our interpretation can be wrong. With a question, we can focus our response more accurately. This is NOT cold reading or regurgitating info back as the question can be as simple as: Why am I so messed in the head?

A specific question hones in on specific information, otherwise you will get a lot of general stuff more times than not. Psychics are not super humans or machines that spit out fortunes.

Answer by faithless
You are intelligent with an enquiring analytical mind. You like to approach things logically and have definite answers and for this reason you prefer the subjects of science and maths to the humanities.
You are interested in owning your own business in the future as you feel this is the best way to make money and have control of your life.
You feel a great affection for your parents and family although you find them annoying and frustrating at times – particularly your father who can be overly opinionated.
You haven’t found the right woman yet despite the fact that you have had a couple of girlfriends that you felt very close to.
You enjoy sex (hehe gotta be on a winner there) but sometimes can’t be bothered pretending to be romantic and wish that the fairer sex were more straight forward with their desires.
Sorry, no idea how you feel about dogs, cats or any other beast.

Written by HEYOKA

The Heyókȟa symbolize and portray many aspects of the sacred, the Wakȟáŋ. Their satire presents important questions by fooling around. They ask difficult questions, and say things others are too afraid to say. By reading between the lines, the audience is able to think about things not usually thought about, or to look at things in a different way.

Principally, the Heyókȟa functions both as a mirror and a teacher, using extreme behaviors to mirror others, thereby forcing them to examine their own doubts, fears, hatreds, and weaknesses. Heyókȟas also have the power to heal emotional pain; such power comes from the experience of shame—they sing of shameful events in their lives, beg for food, and live as clowns. They provoke laughter in distressing situations of despair and provoke fear and chaos when people feel complacent and overly secure, to keep them from taking themselves too seriously or believing they are more powerful than they are.