Source : Yahoo AnswersQuestion : Understanding horoscopes how does it tell my future?

I’m a Taurus and i was born in may i been reading a lot about horoscopes. But i don’t understand any of if. Like it says some people have a Aries moon but their not an Aries. I don’t know what mine is. my birthday is may 8th. Does it really say what my future? It’s really interesting but really confusing at the same time. Does it say anything about my ex boyfriend he’s a Taurus too, Or my future job that be cool. can someone help? don’t be rude please

Answer by SaggiMC
Astrology cannot and does NOT reliably predict anything and if you think it can or should, you are mistaken and have unrealistic expectations and no doubt you will end up disillusioned and frustrated with astrology. Astrologers are not clairvoyants, so perhaps lower your expectations here.

Please read what astrology can and cannot do
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuqEGTF7uwRHkpZNAVsKgWnsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20120901014738AAV7k9s
perhaps this thread will help you understand a little more

You are far far more than just your sun sign!. Newspaper and magazine astrology is nothing related to the proper astrology that Astrologers use, this is just a pinch of salt entertainment sort. This superficial Sun sign astrology does NOT work. It was invented for commercial reasons only. What they do is put each sun sign conjunct the Ascendant and read where the current 10 planets in the sky fall in any one of the 12 houses. So when you have your free chart from astro.com (the most accurate free charts) you will know your Ascendant sign. Then (if you must) read your Asc information, not sun sign in newspapers.

Source : Yahoo AnswersQuestion : Do regular horoscopes apply to teens also ?

I have a life changing event coming up soon & it doesn’t say anything about it in my horoscope .

Answer by SaggiMC
http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii496/SaggiMC/sample_zpsbc20ceba.jpg
So this is what a natal chart PICTURE looks like. On this particular one there are also progressions (in green around the outside) and transits (in red around the outside)

by right mouse on picture, this menu comes up, so just select *save picture as* to your hard drive, then upload to photobucket or similar and post the *direct link* into your threads, do not copy/paste from address bar as this will give access to your account!

First you need to understand that you are NOT the sum total of your sun sign!. Newspaper and magazine astrology is nothing related to the proper astrology that Astrologers use, this is just a pinch of salt entertainment sort. What they do is put each sun sign conjunct the Ascendant and read where the 10 planets fall in any one of the 12 houses. So when you have got your free chart from astro.com you will know your Ascendant sign, then if you want use this type of recreational fun, then you would look up your Ascendant sign to stand any kind of chance of having those planets in the right houses for you…. These were invented for commercial reasons… If you cannot get past this idea of JUST sun signs, you will always stay a novice/astro virgin. Perhaps if you learn some of the basics in astrology this will help with your future questions

So, unless you don’t consider yourself a human being, then no it wouldn’t apply to you!

Astrology cannot predict anything and if you think it can or should, you are mistaken and have unrealistic expectations and no doubt you will end up disillusioned and frustrated with astrology. astrologers are not clairvoyants, so perhaps lower your expectations here.

Misconceptions about what astrology can do
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuqEGTF7uwRHkpZNAVsKgWnsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20120901014738AAV7k9s
perhaps this thread will help you understand a little more

Answer by Jesus Hernandez
Horoscopes do not apply to reality. They are all made up. They are kept so vague that part of it is always true, but they are still made up and they can not predict the future.

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Free tarot clairvoyant reading september 29th 2009 no 5

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